(One Night Two Days)
(A week before official filming)
(The members were asked to a meeting.)
- Why did you ask us here? - What's going on?
- Spit it out. - Right now.
Our program...
Is it being canceled?
It can't. Not until I celebrate my 10th anniversary.
What? What do you mean by that?
- I won't have it. - How long has it been?
Nine years, so it won't be long.
Nine years? You only have months left then.
It's only a few months, so hang in there for me.
It's good to have someone age with the show.
For 10 years, he's never caused any trouble.
I'm amazed that it's already been 10 years.
This is something the viewers all question.
It's what everyone...
has been wondering for the past nine years.
- There's this. - What?
People ask me all the time...
whether we really get fed or not.
- We don't. - No, we don't.
They starve us for real.
Is he stupid?
Is Jong Min really stupid?
As I was taking pictures...
with our fans earlier,
I naturally referred to him as the fool.
Despite what you think, Jong Min is not a fool.
He's an idiot.
Finally, I can speak the truth.
- Hang on. - You mean he's utterly stupid.
- That was top secret. - He's not a fool.
Did you watch the previous episode?
"MENSA, here I come." Something like that.
You wrote something like that on screen.
(What is MENSA?)
(The social club of geniuses with an IQ over 148)
(Then...)
He really is a fool.
(Jong Min is the official fool of One Night Two Days.)
(However, his brilliance has been coming out recently.)
Ahn Eung Chil.
(His knowledge shows up sharply though he acts dumb.)
(Is he a fool or a genius?)
(To reveal the truth)
Like we previewed,
Jong Min will take the MENSA test today.
No way. I couldn't possibly do it.
- All you need is Jong Min then. - So why invite us?
- Well... - I'm not taking the test.
- Me neither. - I won't subject myself...
to any more embarrassment.
We were only going to test Jong Min,
but you never know.
- He's right. - We're doomed.
One of you might have a high IQ.
We're the opposite of MENSA.
- Our brains are dead. - We'll lose our minds.
- Is it an IQ test? - It's similar to one.
- Talk about embarrassment. - Tell me about it.
I remember my IQ being quite low.
What will you do when he scores low?
Imagine he only got a score of 80.
That means he's barely smarter than a dog.
Do you think Jong Min will pass the test?
Are you kidding me?
He knows a lot about the history,
but that's basically it.
Viewers keep asking these questions.
"Isn't he pretending to be stupid?"
- "Maybe he's super smart." - Why?
Why did he act smart in the first place?
Just don't ask him on history.
One of you might join MENSA today,
so brace yourselves.
I'm oddly nervous, though.
- A hint of hope. - Just a smidge.
(What if we actually get to join MENSA?)
Who knows?
We needed your ID cards for your applications.
- What's this? - Unbelievable.
What's with their bluffing looks in the photos?
Look at Joon Ho's.
(Test Application)
- Look at Defconn. - That's crazy.
- They chose a nice one, though. - I agree.
Is this really an application for the MENSA test?
- It is. - I see you've written my real name.
If you pass the test,
you should go on that program.
If I do pass the test, I'm leaving Korea.
I should attend Harvard University then.
- Do all members of MENSA go there? - A lot of them.
How stupid can you be?
(How can a fool like him take the MENSA test?)
In high hopes that...
one of you actually join MENSA,
we prepared a little something.
- What's this? - Sticky rice cake.
(We wish you the best.)
We should be grateful. Here you go.
(Everyone gets it.)
- Everyone, grab one. - Sticky rice cake.
- This... - Let's all pass the test.
- What if this is a hoax? - I doubt it.
Sticky rice cakes are rare these days.
- It's delicious. - I agree.
He has to be smart enough to...
- stick around for nine years, you know? - Right.
Think how smart he must've been...
- to turn down numerous temptations. - Right.
- Is that so? - He is quite clever.
What happens to the one with the lowest score?
- Is there a penalty? - No way.
How about a thump on the head?
- What? - It is empty after all.
You have a point there.
I'll lend you my fist then.
The one who scores lowest will get hit on the head.
It's time to take your test.
- Let's go. - Off you go.
- You'll go together. - I'm suddenly nervous!
What if we really join MENSA?
Are we really going to the States?
What does the US have to do with it?
(MENSA Korea Test)
- Please enter. - Why am I nervous?
- This is absurd. - Good luck.
- Wish us luck. - See you soon.
- We can do it. - Mom, wish me luck.
This is insane.
- I'll do my best. - Show us what you're made of.
- All right. - Who do you think will pass?
- Dong Gu. - Who do I think will pass?
No one.
That'll never happen.
I believe in Dong Gu.
- Dong Gu will score the highest. - Right.
I believe in Dong Gu.
Let's not make our scores public.
Just tell us individually in private.
Soo Chan will watch the show.
His daughters, too.
I'll now introduce you to your test-giver.
Is it a member of MENSA?
(The members of MENSA Korea enter the room.)
- They must be the members. - Hello.
- No way. - Hi.
- It's nice to meet you all. - Hello.
- Hello. - Hi.
This must be it. There's something written in English.
Check out the briefcase.
(It looks like it has overwhelming questions in it.)
Are you a member of MENSA?
- I am. - How high is your IQ?
- It's 156. - 156?
Really?
That's incredible.
I'm Kim Hyun Jin,
Chairman of MENSA Korea Test.
- Nice to meet you. - Hello.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
After hearing that...
you wanted to take the MENSA test,
- we... - Now I'm embarrassed.
We discussed it lengthy among our members.
It's not like we volunteered.
Since you're famous celebrities...
and part of the process...
will be captured on film,
we decided to let you take the test...
in a different location just by yourselves.
Thank you.
(IQ tests are about innate intelligence.)
(They have 20 minutes to solve 45 questions.)
During the test, only test takers and supervisors...
are allowed inside.
- This can't be filmed? - I'm sorry,
but the staff must exit the room.
- Really? - Please...
turn off the cameras.
In 1, 2, 3.
(As the test begins,)
(the managers stick taffy to the window.)
(Come on, stick.)
Will they fail if this falls off?
That's right.
This will never fall off.
Who did this? The door knob might malfunction.
(It was done by Jong Min's manager.)
- You only hanged it. - That's not right.
(He's being scolded for bending the rules.)
(The test begins.)
It's tough.
What is this?
(Sigh)
- You have five minutes left. - My gosh.
Do we need to answer all 45 questions?
(Chaos in the exam room)
I need to guess the rest.
I have to, too.
There must be an easy one somewhere.
- You have one minute. - What?
Oh no. I didn't answer all questions.
Time's up. Please close your test booklets.
He was so annoying.
Please close your test booklets.
We hope you have good results.
Thank you for participating in the test.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
(You all did well.)
- That was insane. - I nearly lost it.
- I didn't even know one. - There wasn't enough time.
I needed more time.
- This is MENSA. - Thank you very much.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Do me a solid. - Right.
- He's unbelievable. - You can throw mine out.
- I blindly guessed 30. - I guessed 10.
- Me, too. - It was easy at the beginning.
You found it easy?
I thought I was a genius...
after solving the first question.
It was tough from the get-go.
- I thought it was a trap. - Me, too.
- The answer couldn't be easy. - Exactly.
That's why I was lost, too.
You should be ashamed if you score lower that I do.
This is weird.
I won't let you hear the last of it.
If you score lower than I do,
- I'll lay one on your head. - What?
I won't let you hear the last of it.
What's with the taffy?
Was it to wish us luck?
- Unbelievable. It's cute though. - What's this?
- I can't believe you'd do this. - It's sweet.
It says "MENSA Korea" on the pen.
Does it?
- That's so cool. - I'm taking one home.
- On the pen? - I'm pocketing more than one.
This is nice.
In 1, 2, 3.
(We took the MENSA test.)
(So how did they do?)
(A week later)
(Namhae, South Gyeongsang Province)
Hello.
Hi.
(The members arrive one by one.)
Hello.
- It's Jong Min. - Hi.
- Hello. - This was quite the trip.
- I know. - It's so far away.
- It's so far from Seoul! - That's right.
He only ate half a packet of ramyeon.
No, I ate udon.
Only half of your face is bloated.
- Did you dye your eyebrows? - Yes.
- I need to draw them. - It looks weird.
My eyebrows look weird.
Did you get them tattooed?
- Look here. - No, I dyed them.
That's why I need makeup done.
Maybe I should get them tattooed, too.
- My wife did them. - A tattoo?
Go to a specialist though.
Otherwise it'll look wonky and uneven.
Is that Namhaedaegyo Bridge?
- I see. - What a sight.
(Asia's longest suspension bridge...)
(that connects Namhae and Hadong)
It's beautiful here.
Where on earth are we?
- Hello. - Hi.
- Hello. - Is this where we'll take a dip?
Hi.
Namhae is the warmest region in Korea...
and I guess that's true.
- You're wearing too much. - I'm actually hot.
Let's see.
- How many layers do you have on? - One.
- Is that thermal underwear? - A t-shirt.
He has on a total of four layers.
It's wise to prepare yourself for this show.
- So where are we going today? - Before we go,
do you remember what you did last week?
The MENSA test?
- Is the result out? - So it was the real deal?
- Do you have our scores? - Do you?
I'm sure you're all curious.
- I surely am. - Why would you be?
- I'm not curious at all. - Just tell us his.
- Just reveal his and Dong Gu's. - How did I do?
I blame you for all of this.
I'm curious as to how smart we are.
It may seem dumb, but you never know.
(Expectant)
Thanks to you, we'll all be laughed at.
Score lower than me and you won't hear the end of it.
- We agreed on that last week. - Gosh.
The one with the lowest score will be hit on the head.
This is so annoying.
For nine years, people have been wondering...
whether or not Jong Min is a genius or a fool.
Finally, I have the result...
that will answer the question.
You have our scores?
- Did he score well? - Isn't it obvious?
Why does he look excited about this?
- What if you scored well? - I don't know.
I honestly answered all questions.
Did you guess any of them?
- Only a few. - Only a few?
- Yes. - I guessed over 10.
- You only guessed a few? - That's right.
So you actually solved the rest?
Now I'm confused.
The one with the lowest score has an empty brain.
- That's right. - Completely empty.
- Empty. - Let's have him face down on the ground.
- Dong Gu. - Now I'm nervous.
We'll call him Kim Stone Gu.
Defconn will be Stone-conn.
- Joon Ho will be Cunning Stone. - What?
- I'll be Stupid Stone. - Stone Tae Hyun.
- Stone Tae Hyun. - Cha Stone.
- Cha Stone sounds nice. - Right.
I want you to stand in the order...
that you think has the highest score.
I think I'll rank third.
I think I'll be 3rd or 4th, too.
- I think I'll rank second. - Then stand over there.
(Jong Min seems confident.)
- I'm third. - I answered most of the questions.
- Stand there then. - I can't have him above me.
- Stand there. - I don't know.
I think I'll be 4th or 5th.
- You think you're 4th or 5th? - I think I'm 2nd.
- Why? - I don't want him above me either.
- Hang on. - This is absurd.
He can't be smarter than me either.
- See what I mean? - You are right.
- What if it's in this order? - The other way around?
- Right? - He can't be smarter than me.
- Let's see. - I want Tae Hyun to have a high score.
Soo Chan's watching.
He doesn't even know what a hashtag is.
- There's no way I passed. - It's impossible.
- Here is the result. - My gosh.
The one who will join MENSA is...
Did someone pass?
- Just tell us that. - Yes or no?
It's impossible.
The answer is obvious.
What will you bet on that?
- Hang on. - Come on.
Stop messing with us.
- No way. - He's trying to get our hopes up.
(No way)
- Impossible. - The one who will join MENSA is...
- Is it Dong Gu? - Did someone pass?
(Intelligence of the population's upper two percent)
(MENSA, a society for geniuses)
(MENSA Korea has 2,407 members.)
(Who of the five will join MENSA?)
It's impossible.
(They all have a slither of hope.)
No one passed.
(No one passed.)
- Of course. - I knew it.
- No one passed. - I knew it.
It would've been weird if someone had passed.
It wasn't at all possible.
We're stupid enough to fall for his acting.
This sounds about right.
- It was impossible anyway. - Is it over then?
- I thought it was possible. - You did?
- He's unbelievable. - He was serious.
Because of you, we all had to take the test...
and look where that got us.
We'll be completely embarrassed now.
- I agree. - Was anyone close?
I'll rearrange the order. Jong Min is in the middle.
(That means two scored lower than he did.)
Hang on. He's not the smartest then.
You brainless fools.
He scored third?
Are you sure about this?
- Really? - Next,
Joon Ho will stand on his right.
Oh no. He scored lower than Jong Min did.
- The Conniving Stone. - At the end?
- Right there. - To his right?
- To his right. - Defconn, stand on this side.
He blindly guessed 30 questions.
- You losers. - He guessed 30 questions!
This is insane.
Isn't this the order? I think I scored the lowest.
- Oh no. - Cha Stone.
I must've scored last.
- Hold on over there. - Mr. Beef Brisket.
- What an idiot. - That's who he is now.
One of us must have the lowest score.
Is it Dong Gu or Tae Hyun?
Which one of them is more stupid?
- This is so embarrassing. - Who will it be?
- Dong Gu must have the highest score. - No,
I guessed most of the answers.
Jong Min, please raise your right arm.
- There you go. - Those to your right...
scored...
higher.
(The top two)
You idiots.
They scored higher.
You idiots. You're both empty up top.
- You idiot. - You idiot.
You're both empty up top.
You idiot.
- The same goes for you, too. - No way.
- Look here. - Hang on.
Soo Chan, this is your dad.
How many points did you win?
You're really good.
- Soo Chan, your dad is smart. - You idiot.
- You idiot. - You idiot.
(He's so ashamed.)
(Dong Gu wasn't confident from the beginning.)
(He didn't take their joke seriously.)
(Now the joke has become true.)
You idiot.
All you have is your big head.
- He has small brain in it. - My gosh.
Let me tell you the exact ranking.
- We don't know the ranking yet. - We don't?
The person who has the highest...
IQ from MENSA test is...
Cha Tae Hyun.
(Awestruck)
- Congratulations. - I knew it.
- I respect your brain. - I knew it.
- Congratulations. - Tae Hyun, the brain.
- Soo Chan, are you watching it? - He's the brain.
- Soo Chan, you're going to be smart. - Brain Cha.
Because we share the gene.
I knew he was smart when he's become Super Talent.
You need to be smart to become Super Talent.
- I already knew it. - Super Talent?
It's been a while since I heard the word.
How could he do that?
This somehow makes me happy.
Let me tell you about...
- Tae Hyun's IQ. - His IQ?
To become a member of MENSA,
you need to have at least an IQ of 148.
What if you scored 140?
- What if you scored 145? - It could be 115.
It could be 114.
Tae Hyun scored...
Give us the last number first.
- It's 8. - 108 isn't too bad.
Wait. What about us?
He didn't yet say the number in the middle.
I was surprised. I thought I scored 108.
It's...
- 118. - Did he say 118?
He's a little smarter than other idiots.
No, if it's over 100, it means he's smart.
No worries. It's quite a high score.
Joon Ho is the 2nd highest. The last number is 4.
- It must be 104. - Is it 114?
- Isn't 104 too low? - It's either 104 or 94.
Am I a snake or what?
- It should be 114. Thank you. - It could be 94.
Joon Ho has the IQ...
of 104.
(That sounds like his score.)
It's only a bit higher than two digit numbers.
That means...
(These people got lower score than 104.)
- Did he seriously score 104? - Yes.
Still, you got a three-digit number.
- I got a three-digit number. - So...
Let's check out the two digit numbers.
- What was dolphins' IQ? - It's 80.
If your score is under 80, go directly into the water.
You should go meet your friend dolphin.
- In the water? - Go find your friend there.
Jong Min, Defconn, and Dong Gu.
- Interestingly, - Did they get the same score?
all three of you got the same score.
What?
- How is that possible? - You idiot.
- I am surprised. - You.
- How pathetic. - Dong Gu survived.
(He feels safe now.)
Look.
I heard they solved all the problems, but I randomly...
answered over 30 questions due to the lack of time.
Still, we got the same score.
- I solved all the questions. - He solved everything.
Three of you got...
- I wish it's over 90. - Are you born in 1990?
- Is it 90? - It can't be.
(Their lips go parched.)
You got the IQ of 100.
- We made it. - It's a three-digit number.
- Yes! - You're only four points higher than me.
- It's a huge difference. - 104!
There's no difference between 104 and 100.
- It's basically the same. - Hey.
I'm so happy.
But...
- there's a suspicion. - A suspicion?
- Suspicion? - MENSA test always gives you...
the score of 100...
when the score is under 100.
(It means their IQ is below 100.)
When the score is under 100.
(That's a surprising twist.)
- It means they're below 100. - My gosh.
They don't want to offend us.
This is how it feels like to me.
"Here's the score of 100. Take it."
He even answered 30 questions randomly.
- It doesn't apply to the scores over 100. - No.
Whatever your real score is, the lowest score is 100.
- It's humane. - Yes.
- They're polite. - Yes, they are.
- My goodness. - Let's have a test.
- This is embarrassing. - Let's have a test.
We should know the exact ranking.
Hey, give them a few more similar questions.
You need to take an IQ test, not MENSA test.
- We don't know yet. - I'm so curious.
Three of you, take an IQ test as soon as possible.
We need to know the ranking.
- Let's see who is the dumbest. - He's shocked.
- We need to know the ranking. - What's wrong?
- We'll be curious until we know. - I'm embarrassed.
- You idiot. - Hey.
Why did you pretend you're smart?
- Hey, tell me. - You're just like me.
But Dong Gu works really hard.
- He works hard? - Although he's not smart.
You know, back in the school days...
- Back in the school days, - It's too late.
It's too late. I won't be cast anymore.
- You've become smarter by working hard. - Look.
The MENSA member said it tests...
only the innate intelligence.
- Acquired ability is also important. - He's right.
Don't be disappointed.
You're born amazing.
I feel great.
Soo Chan, you don't need to study anymore.
Thanks to your father, you're born smart.
- Soo Chan. - Stop studying and lose weight.
Luckily,
he didn't get the highest score.
- It's fortunate. - If he did,
it must have caused a big confusion. This is better.
I was going to act arrogant.
Three Idiots.
- Three Idiots. - Why don't you meet Lee Se Dol?
Why don't you play go together?
It'll be a match between Three Idiots and Se Dol.
Still, we can't beat him.
We can play against him all together.
Put your head on the board while he puts stones on it.
How dare you!
I'm the second smartest.
- You're funny. - Congratulations.
He even got the score of 104 just like a snake.
- He's so sly. - My goodness.
Even his score shows he's sly.
(Today, we finally checked if Jong Min is a genius.)
Let me introduce the theme of today's trip.
Jong Min has been on One Night Two Days for nine years.
It's of Jong Min,
by Jong Min,
and for Jong Min.
It's Jong Min Special.
- Jong Min Special? - Wasn't it just for the opening?
- Is the whole episode about him? - Really?
- Is the whole episode about him? - Why?
- Why? - Does that mean we need to...
focus on him for the next two days?
Jong Min, are you not feeling well? You look unhappy.
I thought I'd get a high score.
- People said... - Are you still thinking about it?
He said it's Jong Min Special, but it's not important.
(I thought I was a genius.)
He still thinks about MENSA test.
I think there hasn't been any episode...
where Jong Min was the main character.
- Right. - He deserves a special episode.
He's like the symbol of the show.
Is there anything we can do about it?
I'll do my best!
(One Night Two Days)
(Long Live Jong Min!)
(He's the original crew of the show.)
(Kim Jong Min, the Fossil)
I promise I'll always entertain you.
(Just to entertain people,)
(he has dedicated himself to the show for 9 years.)
(He doesn't dare anything for the show.)
(His body belongs to the viewers.)
(Whoever endures the longest survives in the end.)
(That's why we prepared this episode.)
(It's of Jong Min, by Jong Min, and for Jong Min.)
(Jong Min Special)
What do you think of Jong Min Special?
Actually, it's a bit of a pressure.
I rarely got attention for nine years.
- I feel some pressure. - Come to the middle.
- Go to the middle. You need to get attention. - Yes.
- This is your position. - In the middle.
- Tell me what you want to eat. - Abalone.
- Abalone? - Abalone, okay.
Where do you want to go?
- Home. - Let's go home and eat abalone.
It's a special episode for Jong Min.
- What will we do? - Let's go to the next spot.
- Okay. - Let's go.
- What can we do for Jong Min Special? - Let's go.
- Let's go. - Okay.
Three stones live in a house
Father stone, mother stone, baby stone
Father stone is an idiot
Hello.
(Here begins Jong Min Special.)
Today, we're shooting Jong Min Special.
It's Jong Min Special.
- Don't miss the show. - They don't listen to you.
(They head to...)
(a historical place in Namhae...)
(that has turned red in late autumn.)
(It's Chungnyeolsa Shrine.)
It's amazing that...
- there are buildings nearby the sea. - What is this?
- It must be something about history. - This is nice.
It has something to do with Admiral Yi Sun Shin.
It seems like it. Are we near Chungmu?
We're in Chungmu, yes.
Here come the three stones.
(The three idiots lead the group.)
The three stones hang out together.
- What is this? - It's beautiful here.
(The two men are reading something thoroughly.)
Why are we walking around together?
(Tae Hyun looks at his phone...)
(while Joon Ho draws something on his belly.)
(Joon Ho and Tae Hyun look suspicious.)
Why is it always three of us together?
- We can do this ourselves. - Come here.
(Giggling)
(They arrive at the place for "Lunch Game".)
(Let's wind the clock back to 7am...)
(where they were shooting the opening earlier today.)
- Oh no. - What's wrong?
(Jong Min is not here.)
I didn't know Jong Min was not here.
(They hear an urgent announcement without Jong Min.)
- Without Jong Min? - Right.
- We will fool him today. - I saw him at a rest stop.
We have to do something before he comes.
Jong Min is good at answering questions about history.
(Jong Min is good at history.)
The stupidest member of One Night Two Days is...
- Kim Jong Min. - He got the most votes.
(He is the 1st stupidest member of One Night Two Days.)
Congratulations.
- What is 4 times 8? - It's 24.
(He barely memorizes the multiplication tables.)
- Answer in 1, 2, and 3. - Go.
(What?)
(His answer comes out of nowhere.) subtitles ripped and synced by riri13
(However)
(There is one thing he is actually good at.)
Were the questions leaked or something?
(That is...)
(history quiz.)
(Jong Min is a genius of history.)
What is Ahn Jung Geun's childhood name?
Ahn Eung Chil.
(Ahn Eung Chil)
- That's correct. - Really?
Didn't you know that?
How old was Ahn Jung Geun...
when he took this picture?
He was 30 years old.
That's correct.
King Sejong was called as a sage king because of...
the various welfare policies he had for the people.
- Maternity leave. - That's correct.
(He may not have the IQ of a genius.)
"Where there's a will, there's a way."
(But he is a genius when it comes to history.)
- Kim Gu. - That's correct.
(Now they prepared a prank for Jong Min.)
Didn't you know that?
You should study history.
(Prank for Jong Min)
- We're planning a prank to fool him. - How?
I will give you the answers in advance.
We can't memorize the answers.
We don't have enough time.
Look.
Look. The answers are difficult to even pronounce.
- It's too hard. - "Today We Cry Out In Lamentation".
- How would I know that? - What is it?
- Are we supposed to answer them? - Later today,
I want you to pretend to be confused...
and to answer them right before Jong Min does.
It's so hard to memorize all of the answers.
What is "Spotless Pure Light Dharani Sutra"?
- You should have given it to us yesterday. - I know.
- We need more time. - You should have done this...
- instead of the MENSA test. - I think you should...
hurry to memorize the answers.
Are you going to divide us into two teams?
Four of you will be a team.
(It will be 4 against 1.)
If Jong Min answers first, you won't get to eat lunch.
If we get all questions right, he'll get suspicious.
That's why I want you to pretend to be confused.
If Jong Min finds out that we are making...
a prank on him during the quiz,
you won't get to eat lunch.
We have to deceive him no matter what.
Tell us just five questions.
- We are doomed. - This is too difficult.
(How can we memorize 20 answers in such a short time?)
Brownie movement.
Is that brownie? Gosh, it's V narod movement.
V narod movement.
"Spotless Pure Light Dharani Sutra".
"During the Japanese colonial era, they posted..."
"this article to criticize the Protectorate Treaty."
It's "Today We Cry Out In Lamentation".
This is too difficult.
"Anthology of Great Buddhist Priests' Zen Teachings".
"Spotless Pure Light Dharani Sutra".
Can I use the bathroom?
- Thank you. - Look who's here.
- It's so nice to see you. - My gosh.
I just saw you on TV.
It's nice to meet you, too.
Thank you.
(Joon Ho memorizes the answers even in the bathroom.)
Seo Jae Pil played an important role...
in organizing the Independence Association.
I can't do this.
- We shouldn't do this. - Aren't you done yet?
(Joon Ho scolds those who are still memorizing.)
Are you done?
(Tearing)
Joseon Dynasty painter.
- Are you still working on it? - Have you given up?
- You wrote it down somewhere. - What do you mean?
- You're going to cheat. - During early Joseon...
You know me too well.
(Laughing)
(Ta-da!)
(He carved the answers on his belly.)
(Joon Ho is sly, indeed.)
(While everyone was busy memorizing the answers,)
"Anthology of Great Buddhist Priests' Zen Teachings".
(he wrote it down on his belly.)
It's hard to write it because of the hair.
(He is extraordinary.)
- Is Jong Min coming? - Soon.
I should take a picture of it.
The answer is Seo Jae Pil.
(Tae Hyun takes a picture of the answer sheet.)
(This is what they did...)
Here come the three idiots.
(behind Jong Min's back.)
- We should stick together. - Why?
(Outstanding students)
(Will they be able to deceive Jong Min?)
Why are we sticking together like this?
- We can do this ourselves. - Come here.
This is Chungnyeolsa Shrine in Namhae.
The place has something to do with Admiral Yi Sun Shin.
He's right.
(Jong Min praises him.)
I knew it.
I watched it in "The Admiral, Roaring Currents".
I saw it in the movie.
"The Admiral, Roaring Currents" was filmed in Mokpo.
Did you watch it?
- You two are so cute. - I don't want to talk.
His opinion has no credibility.
It was built to pay respect to Admiral Yi Sun Shin...
who died for the country in Battle of Noryang.
There is his family shrine in the place...
where Admiral Yi Sun Shin was buried for three months.
He is now at Hyeonchungsa Shrine in Asan.
- In Asan? - We went there before.
- Right. - At Hyeonchungsa Shrine.
- We went there the other day. - Right.
We will play "Lunch Game" at this Chungnyeolsa Shrine.
- Okay. I like it. - History!
- What? - Are we taking a history quiz?
- We can't do that. - Jong Min is good at history.
(Gosh, he doesn't know about the subject yet.)
I studied history for "1 Versus 100".
(He doesn't seem to notice anything.)
- For "1 Versus 100"? - That's nice.
- What was it about? - Many things.
This is the first game we play for Jong Min Special.
For "Lunch Game",
you will take some quiz about history...
which is what Jong Min is good at.
- I'm not that good at it. - What should I do?
I want to be on Jong Min's team.
(They start acting immediately.)
- I see. - Jong Min.
- You are like my brother. - What are you doing?
What are you doing? I'm not smart.
I think I really
(Jong Min is the king of history.)
- Move over a little. - Let's do this.
History quiz,
"No Answer, No Food".
- Oh no. - That's scary.
Maybe I should say anything that comes to my mind.
If you know the answer, raise your hand...
and shout your name to give an answer.
Once you give a correct answer, you will pass the test.
- Like a tournament? - If you pass the test,
you will eat a decent meal for lunch...
- later today. - A decent meal?
It's called "Mountain Set Menu".
(Mountain Set Menu)
The last person to give a correct answer...
will have to skip lunch.
- The last person? - Yes.
- What? - It's okay.
- I can do this. - I'd get at least one correct.
- I won't be the last one. - I can't believe this.
- I don't want to skip lunch. - This is too much.
- I'd beat at least one. - Make it really difficult.
You mean the questions?
If it is easy, Jong Min will answer it immediately.
And we shouldn't steal other people's answer.
Last time, my answer was slightly wrong,
and Jong Min referred to it immediately.
- Let's not do that. - All right.
He steals answers.
The questions should be hard for all of us.
I thought you were a seal.
(I thought you were a seal.)
- He refers to them so quickly. - I get confused.
That's why.
- I should sit here. - Let's take a seat.
What is that?
- What is that? - Where you sit matters.
- History quiz? - What is that?
(Oh my gosh)
(Did he get caught reading the answer sheet?)
History questions?
I searched Admiral Yi Sun Shin on the internet.
- I can't believe this. - You can't do that.
- You can't do that. - That's cheating.
- Please stop him. - That's too much.
Why would he do that?
- He's being ridiculous. - Stop it.
- Ask me a question about history. - Just anything.
What do you think is important?
Which battle did Admiral Yi Sun Shin die in?
It's not Battle of Myeongnyang.
He didn't die in the movie. Is it Battle of Noryang?
(Battle of Noryang?)
- That's correct. - Is that right?
- Yes. - Battle of Noryang?
- It's Battle of Noryang. - You're right.
- Are you ready? - Yes, we are.
- There must be something I know. - We're ready.
Let me give you the first question.
- I'm so nervous. - I have to guess it right.
Since when did you ever care about me?
(The king of history is confident.)
- This is unbelievable. - I'm just nervous.
It's annoying that only one has to starve.
- This is unfair. - I know.
Don't worry.
This is the world's oldest woodblock print.
With Jikji made by metal printing methods,
this shows the developed printing culture of Korea.
It was found at a pagoda of Bulguksa in Gyeongju.
Jong Min.
Dong Gu.
(Does he know that?)
"Spotless Pure Light Dharani Sutra"?
("Spotless Pure Light Dharani Sutra"?)
Is that right?
(Nervous)
That's amazing.
- What? Do you know the answer? - Do you?
- Of course I do. - Is that right?
- Is it right? - It's correct.
(Dong Gu got it right.)
You got it?
- Yes. - What is this?
(How did Jong Min know this?)
- No. - Isn't it the Tripitaka Koreana?
- No? - No, it's from the Three-story Stone Pagoda.
Spotless Pure Light Dharani Sutra...
(None of us would have got it.)
- Spotless Pure Light... - Dharani Sutra.
- Dharani Sutra. - Dharani Sutra.
- That's amazing. - Did you know this?
- Of course, I did. - How do you know it?
We have to hold onto him. We have to.
(Jong Min knows a lot about history.)
I almost had it.
You really knew it?
I actually confused it with the Tripitaka Koreana.
I thought of Tripitaka Koreana because it's the oldest.
Dong Gu is the winner.
- He will get lunch. - He's holding me down.
(Tae Hyun is stopping Jong Min.)
I'll give you the next question.
Admiral Yi Sun Shin's three great victories are...
- Me! - Tae Hyun!
(Three great victories of Yi Sun Shin are?)
- Defconn. Defconn. - I know this one.
- You know this one, right? - You gave me the hint.
- Hold on. - The question isn't finished yet.
- Okay. - He didn't give us the question yet.
(My mistake. I wasn't listening.)
- Do you still want to try? - What's the question?
Isn't is just the three victories?
- What are the three victories? - Defconn.
- You guessed this will come out earlier. - Did you?
You mentioned Battle of Noryang before.
Battle of Noryang. Before it is Battle of Myeongnyang.
Battle of Myeongnyang and Battle of Noryang.
The very first one as far as I know...
is the Battle of Hansan.
Battle of Hansan, Myeongnyang, and Noryang.
- Those three? - Battle of Hansan?
- Battle of Hansan, right? - That's right.
- The three great victories. - Is he right?
The three great victories are at Myeongnyang, Noryang,
- and Hansan. - He said it's Myeongnyang.
Then please list these battles...
- in the order of time. - Defconn.
- Joon Ho. - Defconn.
- He already got it right. - He did it by time.
Battle of Hansan, Myeongnyang, then Noryang.
Jong Min gave me a hint earlier.
Doesn't Battle of Myeongnyang come first?
- It's correct. - What is this?
(Defconn gets it right.)
- Defconn got it. - No, he can't leave.
Defconn can't leave.
Thank you. I got the hint from you.
- It really came out. - Why did you tell him?
(He's acting like Jong Min gave him a hint.)
He just told me.
He knows the year, too. You're really amazing.
Battle of Hansan was in 1592.
Battle of Myeongnyang was 1597, Noryang was in 1598.
(He must be a genius in history.)
You got this right?
- Who are you? - That was close.
- This came out a lot. - That was close.
- You're amazing. - I'm scared.
- We did this before. - I'm scared.
- Don't do history questions anymore. - Thank you.
- What is this? - Thank you.
- You helped me. - It's just Joon Ho and I.
- Hey, I'll hold him down for you. - Don't do that.
- Don't do this. - Hold on.
- Hold him down. Cover his mouth. - Hey.
- You're too good. - I can't fail this.
All right, there are three of you left.
Kim Joon Ho, Cha Tae Hyun, and Kim Jong Min.
You're too good at this.
- Here is the third question. - Go easy on us.
This movement happened...
during the Japanese colonial period...
in order to oppose colonization.
It was an enlightenment movement for rural communities.
- The farmers usually... - Joon Ho.
- Joon Ho. - Joon Ho?
- Joon Ho said it first. - Joon Ho called it.
Movement. It's a movement.
What movement is it? I don't know this one.
- He doesn't know it. - Do you want to hear it again?
The Independence Movement?
Are you serious?
(He's faking to get it wrong.)
- The Independence Movement. - Joon Ho.
- The Independence Movement. - It's wrong.
- I don't know it. - Hear the full question first.
It was a movement in the rural community.
This enlightenment movement for farmers...
focused on teaching Korean and breaking superstitions.
This movement was named after the phrase...
"into the people" in Russian.
- I don't know. - I know it. I know it.
- I remember seeing this. - I know it.
- Do you know it? - I'm going to go.
- Yes, go. - Jong Min. Jong Min.
What is it? Go ahead.
- You don't know it. It's in Russian. - Russian?
Kalkal?
- There is one like that. - Kalkal Movement?
- No, no. - Do you know what I'm talking about?
I know this one for sure. I know this one.
- Russian. - The movement's name is in Russian.
- Right? - Kaiski.
Kaiski or kaliski?
- Kaliski. - Enlightenmenski?
- Enlightenmenski? - Enlightenmenski.
- Tae Hyun. - Tae Hyun.
- What's the answer? - Am I beating Jong Min today?
- What is it? - Did your kids study lately?
(Defconn's acting is horrible.)
- I know this one. - His kids must have studied.
It's Russian, so you won't know. V narod movement.
- What? - Video Movement?
V narod movement.
- Boona? Vooda? - V narod movement.
- Vooda? - V narod movement.
- I've never heard of it. - V narod movement.
V narod movement? No way.
- I've only heard of the silk road. - V narod.
This is...
- I saw it in Soo Chan's text book. - Really?
- Did you help with his homework? - What?
- Did you help his homework? - When he's studying...
He gets tested every week at school.
In Russian, it means "into the people".
That's cool.
(I had no other excuses.)
V narod movement.
(He worked hard to memorize it.)
- V narod movement. - No way.
- That's... - It's correct.
(Tae Hyun gets it right.)
- No way. - I told you. V narod movement.
(Surprised)
How did you know that?
- It was in my son's book. - What? V narod movement?
- V narod movement? - How did he know that?
Who would know that movement?
V narod movement.
It was in Soo Chan's text book.
What is it then? Just Joon Ho and Jong Min?
(Joon Ho versus Jong Min)
Gosh.
- No. - Let me go first.
Come on, be nice.
- But you... - I've never got anything right.
- Not even once. - I won't let you win.
(This is a matter of having a successful prank.)
Then give us something ridiculously hard.
All right, pay attention.
- You really don't know V narod movement? - No.
- V narod movement is... - I never heard of it.
Please talk slowly.
I've never heard it before.
(I need time to read my cheat sheet.)
This is a question about the history of man.
The history of man? What is that?
- Genome. It's genome. - It's not history, then.
The steps of human evolution...
Gosh, evolution.
This is the order of evolution.
Fill in the empty boxes.
One, two, three.
- Joon Ho! - Jong Min.
- Jong Min, Jong Min. - Joon Ho was faster.
- Do you know it? - Joon Ho called it first.
- I think he just called it. - Neanderthal.
Neanderthal.
- What? - Neanderthals existed.
- Isn't it Cro-Magnon? - What?
- How did you know? - Neanderthal!
- Neanderthal! - Really?
Did you just say the one you know?
Neanderthal. All I know...
are the Neanderthals and aliens.
- Hey. - Jong Min doesn't know it.
- How did you know? - I've never seen Heidelberg.
- Did you tell him? - I know homo sapiens and this.
- Is that the right answer? - There is this thing...
(He's seen it somewhere.)
- I know it. - You know it, right?
- Jong Min, did you know? - Me?
- Cro-Magnon... - He didn't know.
I didn't know.
- This isn't Korean history. - It's not Korean.
He only knows Korean History.
That's not Korean history. You said it's history.
- What are you doing? - Jong Min doesn't know these.
What are you doing?
- What is this? - He's embarrassed.
(He's furious.)
(He feels like he has been conned.)
- Ask a museum. - Stop embarrassing us.
- Gosh. - This is too funny.
- Good job. - We made it well.
Jong Min Special is a success.
(Is the prank over?)
- Good job, Jong Min. - Hey.
Ask us one more. Let's see if Jong Min gets it.
Will you give me a bite then? Give me a bite.
- I'll give you one. - Maybe.
This political upheaval was done...
for Joseon's independence and modernization.
Kim Ok Gyun and the enlightenment party...
did this based on civilization ideology.
They were suppressed in just three days,
- so it's called a short-lived rule. - Gapsin Coup.
- Pardon? - The Gapsin Coup.
What year was it?
1800...
- 1884? - Is he right?
- What year? - 1884.
(The Gapsin Coup was in 1884?)
Jong Min, that's correct.
Really? What on earth...
(Is he really a history genius?)
- Really? - How do you know this?
- What's with you? - Who are you?
What's with him?
Gapsin Coup is widely known.
Sure, but how do you know the year?
- When they said Kim Ok Gyun, you knew? - Yes.
- It just connects? - Yes.
This is crazy.
Jong Min.
(Kim Jong Min)
You failed this mission.
My goodness. My goodness.
You're so stupid.
(Our prank is a success.)
You need to study. Study history.
What do you mean he failed the mission?
Does Jong Min have to do something every time?
- Since it's his special? - Is he jumping in water?
(One day before shooting For Jong Min Special)
(Someone is meeting the production team at KBS.)
(It's history genius Kim Jong Min.)
Why did you only call me?
I'm really bad at acting. Am I a spy?
Tomorrow during the shoot, we're planning...
to play a prank on the other members.
- Really? - Yes.
I can't. I can't do it.
They'll catch on. I'll be too obvious.
It'll be obvious if you tell me.
I'll tell the other members to come...
30 minutes before you do tomorrow.
I'll hand out quiz answers in advance.
- To who? - Everyone else.
Why? Why?
They think they're fooling me, but I'm fooling them.
(In fact, it was Jong Min's prank.)
Of course I understand it.
I will give you the answers of the five questions...
we are giving you tomorrow.
(They gave Jong Min the answers of the five questions.)
- This is fun. - You know the whole situation,
but the other members don't know that you do.
(They think they are fooling Jong Min.)
Every time they give correct answers,
you should pretend to be surprised...
or disappointed.
You should also give wrong answers to confuse them.
You will need to do some acting.
Really? I'm not good at acting though.
(You are quite good at it.)
(He failed his mission anyway.)
You failed your mission.
You need to study. Study history.
What do you mean he failed the mission?
Does Jong Min have to do something every time?
- Since it's his special? - Is he jumping in water?
You don't seem to understand.
- Jong Min failed his mission. - What does that mean?
Jong Min, what's that?
- What is it? - Were you supposed to do something?
What?
- What is going on? - Can we do that?
(Can we do that?)
What do you mean?
Now that you failed your mission, you can tell them.
- What is it? - How did you know that?
- Tell me right now. - Tell us.
- What is going on? Tell me. - Come on.
- What? - Tell us right now.
In 1, 2, and 3. Say it.
I knew the answers.
(Shocked)
- Really? - I can't believe this.
- Who told you the answers? - Who told you?
I met the staff the day before.
You met them secretly for this?
- Oh no. - I was going to answer the fourth question.
But you did it too fast.
- You knew the answer? - I did.
(Did you know the whole thing?)
To make the situation more dramatic, you have to...
answer the fourth question right no matter what.
- Only question four? - Yes.
What if I fail to give a correct answer?
Then you will fail your mission.
It will spoil the whole episode.
"This is the evolution process of the human species."
Jong Min.
Neanderthal.
Jong Min. Neanderthal.
(He keeps practicing.)
(He memorizes it as if he's becoming a Neanderthal.)
Yes!
(He practiced so hard for this.)
(Tense)
In 1, 2, and 3.
- Joon Ho. - Jong Min.
(Joon Ho!)
(Jong Min missed his chance by a neck.)
- Do you know the answer? - It's Neanderthal.
(Jong Min failed his mission.)
What if I fail to give a correct answer?
(It will spoil the whole episode.)
Really?
- He is a good actor. - They said that yesterday.
If I fail, it will spoil the whole episode.
(He failed to become the king of history.)
I think I spoiled it.
We are doomed.
Was the whole thing about the Gapsin Coup an act?
I was acting.
- I memorized it. - I can't believe this.
- I even got goose bumps. - I knew it.
I was so surprised.
How would I know when Battle of Hansan happened?
(How would I know when Battle of Hansan happened?)
You should be an actor.
- This is unbelievable. - What if he won?
What were you going to do?
- Right. What if he won? - Exactly.
- We wouldn't eat lunch? - Right.
And we would find out everything later on TV.
This is just unbelievable.
- Hang on. - How could you do that to us?
- Was the MENSA test a fake? - It was for real.
- That's good. - The whole thing is a fake.
I'm satisfied as long as it was for real.
I'm sorry.
(I'm sorry for what happened.)
I'm sorry, staff members.
We should do Jong Min Special once again next year.
We should do it again next year.
- Right. - I feel empty.
It was so obvious that they were cheating though.
Even before the question, they shouted their names.
I was so nervous watching it.
I know. I knew it was a prank, but they were like...
(Jong Min knew the whole situation.)
He hadn't even opened the script.
You should shout your name after the question.
(Upset)
He even listed the battles in the order of time...
- before he was asked. - You can't do that.
That was absurd. I was wondering...
why he was in such a hurry to answer the question.
- Gosh. - You were waiting for the right time.
I didn't answer the question on purpose.
- Were you going to answer "Neanderthal"? - Yes.
He said the answer even before the question.
Jong Min, please clap your hands instead of the slate.
Make it fun. This is the only thing we have left.
- Make it fun. - For real.
- Exactly. - You should do it dancing.
In 1, 2, and 3.
(Acting silly)
It's not fun.
Nothing is going well.
(How is Jong Min Special going to go?)
(One Night Two Days, Jong Min Special)
(Jong Min's prank ended in failure.)
(The bus runs again leaving the beautiful sea behind.)
- It was not something I could do. - You are right.
So I waited for the right time.
You should have pretended not to know the answers.
Then we would have taken things slowly.
- He's right. - We can't even memorize the answers.
We had a very hard time memorizing...
all the answers.
But you pretended to know everything.
That was the problem.
(He deeply regrets what he did.)
It is my fault.
Did we have to deceive each other?
I wanted to deceive you.
- I'm sorry. - Is Jong Min Special episode over?
- It's over. - Already?
- Are you sure the MENSA test was real? - Yes.
- Do you know anything about that? - No.
- Did you really think you'd pass the test? - Yes.
It was for real.
Did they prepare the prank...
for the MENSA test?
I'm totally lost.
Did they say Namhae was an island?
- I don't think so. - I heard it was an island.
Namhae is actually an island.
It's close to the land and we can reach the island...
- through Namhaedaegyo Bridge. - I see.
We are going to an island.
- It is huge. - It is the fourth biggest island.
Jeju Island, Geoje Island, Jin Island,
Namhae Island, and Gwanghwa Island.
Gwanghwa Island is the fifth biggest island.
- I didn't know Namhae was an island. - Me, either.
- It is Namhae Island. - I didn't know that.
(While they learn that Namhae is an island,)
(the bus keeps going up.)
This is too high. I got altitude sickness.
(Really?)
It's not that you got altitude sickness.
- You should get some rest. - You're just humiliated.
(Laughing)
- What is that? - It is beautiful.
- What? - Look at that.
- Are we on a mountain? - It's lacebark pine.
(The mountains are covered with colorful foliage.)
There is the sea on the left.
(There is the sea on the other side.)
I can see the sea.
We have arrived. Please get off the bus.
(It looks even more beautiful outside the bus.)
- What is that? - This is amazing.
(Unparalleled grandeur unfolds before their eyes.)
I'm sorry that it is foggy down there.
Is that the southern sea?
- Yes, it is. - It's the southern coast.
It can't be the eastern sea.
(Embarrassed)
- Did Battle of Hansan happen over there? - Yes.
It happened in Hansan Island.
It happened in 1592.
Stop it.
- That's enough. - Let's go.
Let's go.
It really is warmer in the south.
It is warm here.
You should come to the south in spring.
- I know. - You brought us to such a good place...
for my special episode today.
(But you spoiled the whole episode!)
- It's because this is Jong Min Special. - Come here.
I will push you down.
(Squabbling)
You are a rock. If you fall, it will be a falling rock.
(Jong Min is a falling rock.)
Look at the rocks.
- That's amazing. - It looks like a face.
It looks like Jong Min's bloated face.
- It's Monkey Rock. - It's Jong Min Rock.
- It has Jong Min's chin. - You look like a rock.
- Look at that. - He really does.
- The rock has his chin. - On the side.
- It looks the same. - It looks like Jong Min.
This is amazing.
- It looks like a gorilla. - Wait.
(Dong Gu takes a picture of him.)
They do look similar.
(They look like a family.)
What are we hiking for?
I will feel devastated if I don't get to eat...
after all the hiking.
- I got the last one right. - There is something.
- What? - What's that?
- Is it a cabin? - I knew there would be a hermitage.
- Hello. - Is this a temple?
- Hello. - Hello.
There is a hermitage down there.
- What is that? - Look at that.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Let's drink water. - It's natural bedrock water.
- Let's drink some water. - Let's.
This is nice.
(Joon Ho tastes a bucket of water.)
This is good.
- Hello. - It's nice to meet you.
- He is Kim Jong Min. - I'm Kim Jong Min.
- Hello. - You are Jung Sik.
- I'm Joon Ho. - Right.
Jung Sik?
He is Kim Jung Sik.
- He is Jung Sik. - I'm nobody.
He is Kim Jung Sik.
There was nothing special at the entrance,
so I didn't expect to see this.
I know nothing about geomancy, but this looks nice.
(He can tell the place is nice.)
I can tell just by looking at it.
(Wow)
There is the sea.
(The ocean is spread before their eyes.)
- This is amazing. - The sea opens up over there.
- The scenery is beautiful all around. - Yes, it is.
This is Boriam hermitage of Mount Geum...
which is well-known for it's graceful shape.
Saint Won Hyo built a thatched cottage in 638...
and practiced asceticism there day and night.
Later on, it changed into Boriam hermitage.
You see the beautiful fall leaves on the mountains.
Then there is the beautiful sea in front.
You can appreciate all the scenery at this spot.
(This is so cool.)
- This is a wonderful place. - It is.
This is amazing.
You will have lunch...
- enjoying the beautiful scenery. - Really?
- We must go up some more. - More?
- Yes. - Are we having Korean Temple Cuisine?
Today, you'll have a mountain cabin meal.
A mountain cabin meal?
Where can we find that?
- Well... - It must be up there.
It's not possible to eat live animals here.
We won't be eating it inside.
- No, not inside. - It must be up there.
On your way up, let the scenery heal you.
This place is amazing.
(Not long after)
This week's special is annoying at best.
While we're at it, make it more...
annoying for them.
Let them suffer.
- Are you happy now? - We're almost there.
(Here's what you wished for.)
There's more? Are you kidding me?
- 0.3km. - Unbelievable.
What's wrong with you all?
This show...
never made us climb up a mountain before.
Let me help you.
(The episode is supposed to be Jong Min Special.)
There are a lot of stairs.
It's up too high.
I need the stick from the place we went to with Ji Tae.
(Dong Gu and Tae Hyun are relatively fit.)
It works wonders.
I actually bought one myself.
This is too high for Joon Ho.
- Leave me behind. - Come on.
Jong Min should take that.
- What? - Hand it over to him.
- Take it. - Go on.
- Jong Min Special is over. - What?
- It's over. - Where are you going?
Help him already.
- Here. - It's about time you did.
(During "Hello, Joon Ho's Friends")
(He dropped to the floor.)
(Ji Tae carried his equipment for him instead.)
Is that long enough?
- This is heavy. - I love this special episode.
(Jong Min tries to be as sweet as Ji Tae.)
Did you sweat through your ears?
Ji Tae was fine with it.
See if you can hear me.
- Can you hear me? - What?
- I shouldn't talk loud. - I can hear you.
- Stupid idiot. - Hang on.
Stupid idiot?
(The microphone is working fine.)
(The rugged Mount Geum)
What's with them these days?
Why are they making us do this?
(Panting)
I'll push you from behind.
(Just how big of a feast awaits them?)
- I'm having a gag reflex. - Me, too.
(Jong Min sure knows how to entertain.)
We're still not there.
I don't think I can go any further.
(They still have a long way to go.)
I'm at my limit.
(Jong Min, this episode is for you.)
Unbelievable.
Finally, we're here. Where can we eat though?
Stop being so loud.
(That motivates Joon Ho.)
Shut it.
Jong Min!
(Singing loudly)
(The comedian sings at the top of his lungs.)
(Rock and roll!)
My gosh.
(Appalled)
(His ears can't take it.)
How do you do this?
Where on earth is it?
(Finally, they arrive somewhere.)
Something smells delicious.
- It really is a cabin. - I smell jeon.
Check out the cabin.
It's stunning.
This must be a famous attraction.
(It's in great harmony with the view.)
- Look. - Hello.
- Hello. - Is anyone here?
This place ranks high on my list.
Check this out.
- Look over there. - Where?
- My gosh. - That must be where we're eating.
- Amazing. - Nothing beats this.
(This is where they'll eat.)
(Where mountain and sea creates perfect harmony)
- There's pajeon. - Check out the view.
I feel divine.
Jong Min, this is insane.
It's absolutely amazing.
Out of all the places we've been to,
this is by far the best.
Was it worth the climb?
- It was. - This is amazing.
This is incredible.
(Thumbs-up)
We're here at a cabin up on Mount Geum.
It was a mountain hermitage for Buddhist nuns,
but now it's been converted into a cabin.
I can't believe that this exists.
It's breathtaking.
Jong Min, I feel so bad for you.
I get to eat, too.
- Imagine if we had lost. - That would've hurt.
You should head back down.
You should.
Since Jong Min is the hero today,
we should let him starve.
- Right. - Of course.
Unless he jumps off the cliff.
Will you allow me to eat then?
- Yes. - We'll throw the food with you.
You can catch the pajeon on you way down.
- He can catch it in mid-air. - That's right.
Then do I die?
(It's only Jong Min Special in words.)
- I'm hungry. - I'm suddenly hungry.
You can bring out the food.
Let the meal be presented.
- My gosh. - Look at that.
Are you kidding me?
There's garlic stalk.
(Sigh)
There's garlic stalk.
(Screams of delight)
(It's another home run.)
(Jong Min knows he's doomed.)
(Meanwhile, the others are delighted.)
- What's this? - This?
The makgeolli was made by the owner herself.
No way!
She offered it to you to drink.
Thank you.
(Food made with love)
(Golden-brown grilled fish)
(Red and yellow stir-fried pork)
(A hearty and classy lunch)
- Well... - This is insane.
- This is the best. - Makgeolli.
Jong Min, you can pour makgeolli for them.
Hang on a second.
(Hunger makes him go wild.)
Move.
- What is that? - Can you believe it?
(Joon Ho and Defconn roar like Pavarotti.)
(Doenjang jjigae with crabs)
- My gosh. - He tried to eat this all alone?
- Unbelievable. - I can't believe he tried to.
- How could he? - Crabs on a mountain?
I would've completely lost if he had won.
Can you honestly believe him?
- The question wasn't read. - Bon appetit, everyone.
Please enjoy.
- Let's have some makgeolli. - Here.
Look how fresh it is.
Always and forever.
- Always and forever. - Always and forever.
Don't I even get a sip?
(I am the hero of this episode.)
(Satisfied)
I blame the staff for putting me in this spot.
(He now blames the staff.)
What do you think this is made of?
Let's see. There's squid in the pajeon, too.
You promised to give me a bite.
(Jong Min can only watch.)
It's so refreshing.
It really is.
It's like my grandma's home-cooked meal.
How can we not eat acorn jelly here?
Let's try it.
A little of everything.
I'll try the acorn jelly.
This is the best place I've been to.
- Really? - Hands down.
- There's not a place like this. - No.
(Deep flavors that we get to taste rarely)
Where else would you find a place like this?
I can't believe you're not letting me eat.
It's not over yet.
- What? - There's one more dish...
that's been specially cooked by the owner.
What is it?
Are you really going to let me starve?
- This is amazing. - What is it?
Here we go.
My gosh!
(What is it?)
(It's ramyeon.)
Look at that.
(For years, Jong Min has been in love with ramyeon.)
(Jong Min, the ramyeon lover)
(A single bowl of ramyeon...)
(is enough to satisfy him.)
(Even in the worst conditions)
No way!
(He protects his ramyeon.)
(This is the ramyeon lover.)
(Once again he's presented with some.)
- My gosh. - She cooked this just for me.
(Ramyeon has brought his spirit back up.)
On another day, you would've eaten it all.
(Ramyeon in the sky)
Do I get some of it?
No.
Can I at least have one bite?
(Sad and desperate)
(The others couldn't care less.)
- I know. - It's delicious.
- They're not eating it. - They will.
- We will. - Watching leaves, listening to birds...
We'll have it later on.
For me, this is the best.
I should probably eat it.
The noodles will go mushy.
- This is great. - It's delicious!
(Only Jong Min is left out.)
(He's nothing but a punching bag today.)
Are you seriously going to starve me?
Unbelievable.
This is so unfair.
(Finally, they eat the ramyeon.)
There is everything we can think of. Thank you.
Who brings up the ingredients though?
(Jong Min couldn't look sadder.)
(He doesn't even get any ramyeon.)
It's really good.
You're serious about this, aren't you?
(I can't take this anymore.)
All right.
- Check out the perilla leaves. - What's this?
(At the speed of light,)
(he grabs the pot.)
(Jong Min goes for the ramyeon.)
(But only to smell it.)
(He doesn't disobey the rules.)
(It smells great though.)
- It's so good. - I know which brand it is.
- It's good. - I can tell by its smell.
I love how springy the noodles are.
It's the A brand.
I can easily tell.
(Surrounded by beautiful scenery)
(They gobble up their lunch.)
(Scenery, food and man become one.)
(Except for him of course.)
You're not eating the carrot, are you?
I am.
You can at least have some vegetables.
- Go ahead. - One carrot stick.
- Have as much as you like. - It's good for you.
(He eats the carrot like a rabbit.)
(The carrot isn't enough to make him full.)
(He successfully steals a cucumber stick.)
- Jong Min! - Have this.
(Jong Min!)
(Why?)
(It suddenly becomes quiet.)
- Why? - What are you eating?
They allowed me to eat.
We gave him some carrots and cucumbers out of pity.
You gave me a fright.
Well done.
- You caught him in action. - I won't eat!
- You should eat still. - My goodness.
How dare you treat me like this after all that?
- He's upset. - Answer me!
I thought maybe you stole something.
I thought he stole some money.
(I'm not going to eat!)
(He expresses his anger.)
He's upset.
(He himself is the history of One Night Two Days.)
(Kim Jong Min)
- What? - What are you doing?
(No matter how tough it was, he was always smiling.)
(He has never been upset for the past nine years.)
(He has always been a nice person.)
(Because of one piece of cucumber he ate,)
(he gets angry for the first time...)
(on his own special episode.)
I mean I already prepared something for Jong Min.
(He's suddenly happy.)
(His anger quickly turns to gratitude.)
(He feels sorry.)
You misunderstood him.
I was too hasty.
I'm sorry.
Let me give you some makgeolli and kimchi.
(He receives some makgeolli and kimchi.)
My stomach hurts.
I don't drink alcohol.
He's got makgeolli and kimchi.
Let me drink one bowl of it then.
It's so tasty.
(He takes a sip.)
(The first shock comes.)
Isn't it tasty?
How is it?
(The second shock comes.)
(He's confused.)
What was it supposed to be like today?
This is the worst scenario.
That's right. We wanted to film Jong Min...
being happy and laughing.
Jong Min, should we film it anyway?
- What do you mean? - The video of you being happy.
So we can imagine how it should've been.
He needs to eat something to look happy.
I need some food.
I'll edit the video later.
It doesn't work like that. Give me some food.
Give me a lettuce wrap at least.
Jong Min, imagine you won the game...
and all the others are starving.
- I want a bite. - Jong Min!
- Hey! - You're so mean.
How could you not know such a thing?
How could you answer even before the question is given?
You should've expected what was coming.
You can't call yourself smart if you didn't know it.
You're just like those rocks.
My goodness.
(He celebrates his victory.)
Come on.
(He eats the lettuce wrap alone.)
It's really tasty.
- This is so sad. - It is.
I feel bad for him.
(He has come to the reality.)
He eats too little although it's Jong Min Special.
You're right.
We shouldn't have played the game. All of us feel bad.
I feel bad for him.
I could've eaten the food if it were not for the game.
Hey, the director is gone. Eat now.
(He gives the lettuce wrap to Jong Min.)
- He's gone. - Hurry up. He's not here.
(He quickly puts the wrap into his mouth.)
He's suspicious again.
Jong Min!
He's caught.
I'm not going to eat!
- Spit it out. - He's caught.
Why do you not talk and spit like earlier?
I know why he doesn't. That wrap is tasty.
Spit it.
(Please let it go just this once.)
He's begging him.
It's incredible we're eating with such a nice scenery.
- I'm so full. - I ate so much.
You can go first.
Go ahead.
(They finished eating. Now it's time to clean up.)
Shall we climb down?
- Let's get going. - Let's go.
- Jong Min. - Jong Min, what are those?
Don't forget your equipment, Jong Min.
My gosh.
This is supposed to be Jong Min Special.
It must've been better if it weren't a special episode.
Jong Min, are you eating something?
It's just a cucumber.
- No. - Don't eat the cucumber.
Fine. I won't.
(He ended up getting nothing.)
(Sadly, the lunch time is over.)
My goodness.
(Next week)
He's been on about 180 TV shows.
There was a show he could not take part in.
- What is it? - What is it?
(So, we decided to do it.)
(The sly)
(The dumb)
(The fast)
(The big)
(They attack each other.)
I'm going to hit you. I'm serious.
(They betray each other.)
Get him!
Jong Min.
(They get caught by...)
(the fast ones.)
(They get caught again and again.)
(In the middle of the brutal battle,)
(the dumb and the fast have a one-to-one fight.)
Wait a second.
(Jong Min Special)
(Will Jong Min make the episode funny?)
(And for this innocent guy,)
(another project is going on.)
I love you so much, baby.
(See you next week.)
("Decalcomanie" by Mamamoo)
("Secret" by WJSN)